I can read normal english not noob cuz I actually have a life. Second it is supposed to HURT LIKE A KILLING weapon. Third read my new edit it solves problems.
While your original idea did state that this would hurt, the majority of posters on this thread are talking about something else entirely. I replied to the majority opinion, which was being discussed prior to my post. As for the Noobish, it was for the benefit of those who can't speak "1337 EnGLishz" as they call it, and was not intended as an insult.
NOoBiSh:Tahtz ont *moon lander* eyi sed